Chuckle For The Day: Cross-Eyed Newfoundlander Goes To The Vet


A woman takes her Newfoundlander to the vet.

“My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” the woman asks.

“Well I’m not sure,” said the vet, “let’s have a look at him.”



So the vet picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”

“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?” exclaimed the woman.

“No, because he’s really heavy.”